Well… It’s been a while! And here’s what you missed! (speed post edition)

Maximum the Hormone (マキシマム ザ ホルモン) freaking ROCK!!! Their new album Yushu Fukushu (予襲復讐) is insanely addictive! Just listen to this video for the title song:

Get on the crazy japanese train and like them on facebook!

The new video for Haken‘s song The Cockroach King from their album “The Mountain” is Queenly Muppetish! In other words, I can’t wait to listen to the full album!!!

Like these buoys on phasebook!!!

The new Dream Theater is meh…

The new Safety Fire, on the other hand, is rather exceptional! (That means it’s good!)

Even though I thoroughly hate the … Read more

Follow our cryptic name on Twitter!

CNTHSEVNBCLLDMSC? is the name to remember!

Or just click the motherfucking link and stop whining.

We’ll write some 140 character reviews, and summaries of full reviews there, for you lazy ass fuckers who don’t want to read the whole reviews our authors put time and efforts, sweat, tears and blood in the making. You should be lynched.

So go on an read our tweets and full reviews because our authors don’t work for nothing.

In fact, yeah, they do.

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The Rise of Ockham’s Razor and the Fall of Rationality

Dark times have arrived, the land of infinite beauty which is called music has been clouded by a swarm of simple-minded opportunistic insects, who call themselves the Billboard.

Ockham has never dug his blade so deep in the fields of culture, and from the crowds, some odd ones will rise and defend the beauty of music. Some will call them misfits, and some will call them crazy… Deranged, disturbed, insane…

But I call them heroes.

Those who stand before those who have become blind, or rather deaf, to the truth, to the beauty. Those who relentlessly try to awaken their … Read more